WOW, that was a lot to read through. This thread REALLY does have it all; comedy, drama, and then more comedy, oh yeah and also some info...

I'm looking forward to hearing more between Nephro and Lettuce...tune in tomorrow?

There not up yet. Making baby cabbages.

Neph, please save me a cigarette.

I think about sex every 12 seconds or so.

It's not like nephro to not be on here yet. HMMMM
I'm jealous. I was kinda having dreams about nephro. Especially if he takes those pills when he gets them. Wonder if he got them in the mail yesterday.

Okay, here is where I butt out.

I've made enough trouble for one day.

Back on topic, I have an appointment later tonight with Porscha over at the big pink Victorian house downtown. She was kind enough to fit me into her busy schedule.

Every 12 seconds should just give me enough time for a quick sleep and to recover for the next thought.

What's the figure for women? Lettuce?

Well, according to Snopes, we are wrong about this phenomena:

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/thinksex.asp

Good find Gina. Very interesting.

Of course we don't; think about sex every 7 seconds. C'mon.
It's every 12 seconds which leaves time for a snooze,
a snack, some light reading and exercise...then the next sex thought.

7 seconds. I'm so sure.... Get real.

I will say it's always there, on the back of the mind
with virtually every woman I see. Or have seen for that
matter. (Or likely, ever will see).

OMG Wait... does that make me sound bad?

Haha!

Hell, it's on my mind a lot too when there is someone I have in mind particularly if it's a new relationship.

Pervert....Just kidding. I think it all depends on the age also. JMO.

Gina, I was hoping to keep our private lives off of the board. Now look what you did!

Now we know..LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo&feature=fvw

Don't you hate disco?

LMAO! thanks for the best laugh so far today.

Oops, I mean sorry, didn't mean to give away our secrets....shhhhh

Well, it's better than the crapola kids listen to these days. Ring My Bell (Anita Ward) was one of my favourite disco records.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0PamtXZO70

Because I liked those electric tom-toms.

I do indeed hate disco, especially that video you put up. Haha!

Wasn't that the Love Boat theme?

I also hate some of the [censored] my son listens to as well. Some of it doesn't even qualify as music, technically.

Ring My Bell, eh? Don't think I've ever heard that one.

Love that song. Use to listen to it when oooops. Give out my age factor.

Gina.... I never would have guessed..

I just edited to stick a link in. Bet you recognise it if you listen to the chorus.

Actually, just watching it through, by the camera angles, it looks like the cameraman wanted to ring both her bells, or at least push the buttons.

The whole lot of ya's are cracking me up! This is a funny thread.

Yes, I like sex on a schedule. I also like it on a table, in the hot tub and in my back yard.

The only sex I don't like is...

Ooooh........Gossip!! More, Tell us more !!

An elevator. Woot!
Great place for sex.

Yeah it is! I met my current boyfriend in an elevator.
We've had our ups and downs ever since.

WAIT! We have a triangle now?

God, life is just SO complicated. *sigh*

And you'll NEVER get your walker back now, O&W.

They're making Brussel Sprouts.

What goes up must come down!

I hope she's not veggie and is prepared to eat meat.