Well, This thread has $ex and drug$, Where's the Rock n' Roll !!!

I'm up for that. i'll go on the record stating that imho Spontaneous is better than Scheduled rock n' roll!

Well at least you've had a little taste, which may lead to bigger and better things.

I've already told y'all once. Next time, I'll have to deduct points from your final score.

I take it you're attempting to convince Suzy to embrace your issues.

Welllllll, I've heard about men, dogs and peanut butter - but women and sloppy type dog food have not heard that one yet. God, I love this thread!

Let us (Lettuce - stealing from Bris) not forget the fish bowl of condoms on every counter of every bar now a days, too

You could always hit her with your rhythm stick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A61i0Xscj-k

I didn't think I had one of those.

Besides, after Eluded, I'm not going anywhere NEAR the expression "hit me". No, no, no. I am not going there again.

On another note; isn't that some damn fine sax? Double fine, even.

They were a tight band, indeed, they were.

When my wife wants (er, allows) a walk in
the backyard,
it's a short walk indeed.

When I was first married we lived for two months in a camping trailer. I was half tempted to put up the sign: When this trailer is "rocking" don't be "knocking". After a while it was too cold and not even vigorous rocks and rhythym sticks could keep us warm as fall was setting in. Some of us naturally have rhythym.

I'm starting to choke down all of this information, it's coming so fast!

Read this and get a leg up on the competition.

And here I am thinking those were party balloons!!!

Tell me you don't sit in separate clawfoot bathtubs over looking a mountain. I think they should combine the Cialis bathtub shots with the Corona beach shots.
Fade in: The could sitting in the bathtubs overlooking the beach. The woman reaches down and wraps her hand around the bottle--the lid pops off.

That would work.

What is the point of the bathtub scene anyway? I don't get it.

Get clean b4 sex? Is that it? LOL.

I was always wondering the same thing. It's so unreal and stupid.

Suzy's got a pickle avatar. That's all I noticed. I was laughing to hard to read anything else.

That's just, like, WAY too much information.

Put another "o" on that "to". What can I say? I'm tired.

Advertising? Unreal and stupid? Ya think?

Thought you would like that big pickle, Brisbain, I wanted to make you laugh--we are at odds on so many of the political boards!

I guess a nice big pickle bridges all political parties.

There's not much that can't be reconciled with a mighty pickle and a hearty laugh, is there, Suzy?

Thanks for tickling (not to be confused with pickling) me silly.

i think Geico actually rates how "good" they're commercials are by using the unreal and stupid logic as well

Argh! Am in a real pickle now. "A person who helps me take care of my mother" propositioned me. Not a hired person or I could fire them. It was uncomfortable and explicit and now I get to see them every once in a while. WHY ME--I am so NOT a hottie and I don't think they can see my pickle avatar. I have to laugh--this is such a bad situation. We are BOTH married.

Take it as a compliment. The awkwardness will pass.

Beauty comes in all forms. You are obviously a "hottie" in this persons eyes. Roll with it girl and as meonylitis said, take it as a compliment. You could actually parlay it into better quality care for Mom by returning a little flirtation with your suitor

Apparently he has been harboring this fantasy for 3 years. When I think of all the times I was out there cleaning the pool in my lovely swimsuit, it makes a little barf rise to the back of my throat.

You can have some fun with that. Go ahead give him his fantasies. I'm not saying by any means to actually do anything. Seems like it won't take much for him to drool. Unless he is the real nervous type. Does he seem like a guy that he would get his feelings hurt easy?

Another pickly Friday night in the books. . .