Thought a new pic posting thread might add a few smiles to a happenen place.

How about these?

Come on Put some up. This WILL be FUN.

If only...

Health Care Reform anyone?

Health care reform: free prostate exams in prison

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Nice cartoon Fermentia!

Mmyp,

Thank you for starting this thread. This is exactly what the political threads needed .

Now I need to search for more gifs.

Priceless. Loved the first one.

K, so now I have 2 do items - find funny pics and come up w/some new political threads.

Great thread MMYP.

Thanks everyone. I was thinking I needed a little change from the usual gifs... Politics is such a hot button here. I hope it is as entertaining as reading these threads. I am looking forward to seeing your pics!

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Fermentia, great cartoons. I didn't even know those were out there.

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These are fun.

This is a little small, but maybe it's still readable.

Yes, thats what I'm talkin about.

Here one more Get Your War On. My favorite, probably.

Thought it was funny

Whohoo! I love that spot Brisbain.
I will have to follow it.

Gladja liked it.

This is a fun thread, mmyp. Thanks for starting it.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore:


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL A$$" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

Bris, Get Your War On... too funny!


Messin with my girl Sarah? I need to work on that one!

Hi...thought this was funny and wanted to share it with all of you..........



A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family..so call me the President.....
Your mother is the administrator of the money...so we call her the Government...
We are here to take care of your needs, so we call you The People....
The nanny...we will consider her The Working Class....
And your baby brother...we will consider him The Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.....
He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper.

The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding her door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "the President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep s**t."

Mmyp, Good One!

Now I need to go search.

One more than I have to get something done today.

http://politicalirony.com/2009/08/10/an-oldie-but-a-goodie/

Obama's new uniform...

Bill Maher on VERY VERY scary child predators:

Night of the Living ACORN. Funny, 707

New right hand man?

Well said. But surely there must be something missing in all those glowing reports of Gov. agencies?

Oh yay,

Political gif for the day

one of my new favorites:

Ceiling cat! I haven't read icanhascheezburger for a long time!
Thanks for reminding me!

Chanology at its finest. Well, kind of. It all started long ago on IRC with Caturday. I missed it, but I've found the archives since.

don't forget ihasahotdog - just had to put in my plug for the doggies.

However, they don't have religion. Unless ceiling cat pays a visit.

Out of all the things I miss the most is half of my 401K which is a 200.5 k now.

I haza hot dog too!

That is so cute, mmyp.

Heya Khilee, how are you today?

AWWWW 2 cute ones at once.

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Exactly how it goes; albeit both ways of course.

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That one will have me laughing all morning, Fermentia. I love to start the day with a good laugh, a cup of fresh coffee and my bowl of cornflakes.

Keep 'em coming.

Nice,very nice, WarVet

It is not political, but....

Sheer bitterness without a whit of humor. HaHA. At least you amused yourself, I suppose.

Just the same treatment that the libs gave President Bush

No, we were funny.

Someone gave me a calendar, I can't remember why, which now hangs on my wall. Every month is a different funny photo of President Bush, such as when he walked into that door, or tried to dance, and it includes some sort of dumb quote of his for the month, whether it be mixing up continents with countries or using the word "strategery."

But what I'd really like for Christmas is a Joe Biden calendar, with all his foot-in-mouth stuff. Maybe I should start producing one. January: "As Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

And perhaps then Dan Quayle, even. Man, I used to love his political lols, though the term didn't exist at the time. "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

I don't care what party you're affiliated with, that's just darn funny.

WarVet, I did find your pics to be hysterical. I had made a reference to Obama and Carter awhile ago, and can't believe others see the similarities also. Too bad eventually it appears that Carter is quite intelligent, but too restrained, quiet, introverted, whatever to have made his presidency more memorable. IMHO

mmyp, you've come up with some very thoughtful pics, but the one about scam artists realizing the economic hardships of Ameicans to the point of not even trying their scams much anymore is truly poignant. Too too sad.

They were funny if you don't really like concepts like wit.

Gecko, I would be your biggest fan if you do make these historial flubs for us to remember, even if it's not in a calendar. You picked the guys that really can make me laugh so hard I cry. Thanks!

Some like burlesque, some like dark humor. Can't help the type of comedy that's appealing Bris.

Bris, just for the heck of it, did you see the movie Nixon/Frost?

Great images warvet. Come on Bris lets see your image responses. The more the merrier.

I really like this one.

Classic, nicely done.


I hope my literacy was up to Bris's standards, I'd hate to [censored] Joy off.

One more

Sweet.............oh oh, too many dots, silly stupid me.
Sorry Joy

Why are you SO familiar to me. Could it be because you repeat yourself from ID to ID to ID?

Tanks, I needed that!

Indeed.

And no MMYP, I am not playing with RBC who is an incarnation of an incarnation of a pure troll. I'm not into chanology.

It never changes.

heya Muse! I found this picture of you and me. I am the one in the far left corner bottom. We iz buddies.

True. No one likes playing with trolls. On this we can agree.

Thanks - I have a TON more. Just showing our Democratic Commander In Chief the same 'respect' that our former Republican Commander in chief received by the libs.

Quayle and Biden are two of my current favorite flubbers. I just don’t think Barack Obama is going to provide us with the same quality of flub, which saddens me, as I’ll have less idiotic things to laugh about.

A few more, for SoHo:

Quayle: “The future will be better tomorrow.”

Quayle: “Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”

Quayle: “We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.”

More at quotationspage.com.

Biden: "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!"

Biden: "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."

politicalhumor.com

Obama gaffes are daily, you need to turn off MSNBC, you'll find them.

Remember the bowling and special olympics comment?
How about the "I have visited 57 states comment"?
"They dropped a bomb on Pearl Harbor".. huh?
He mixed up Memorial day with another holiday last year in a speach.
It goes on and on.........

It's a myth he's perfect. Off the prompter he's Barney Fife.

You hit that on the head

The blame Bush one is classic.
Does BO realize every Prez comes in with Sh*t on his desk?
What a fricking baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc6wQMVHhic

Don't know If I posted this correctly, If not, sorry. If so, sorry. This guy is a sad joke.

. yea he needs to start running the country and quit blaming others. I hope the next president blames him for everything. See how he likes that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T24xGiplKQ


This kind of puts what he has done in perspective

The problem is that us Republicans do not stoop to the level of the Democrats (in most cases - I'm not talking about the talking heads on TV and radio) and blame everything on the former party.

Myaye.....just maybe it's time we started.

HA HA - you hit the nail on the head with that one.

BTW - did you hear about the Navy SEALs that were court martialed for punching a big wig in AlQaeda in the face?? What BS. I wonder what AlQaeda would do to one of our SpecOps forces if captured????? I think a punch in the face pales in comparison.

. Lucky I am still not active. got my dd214 and am now civilian. But they would have got more than a punch from me. That is the problem, everyone has to be politically correct. Same thing with trying these thugs in New York. What a slap in the face for all that have gave so much and my heart goes out to the families. When we captured people overseas in the middle east Miranda was never given. That is something you do here but not on the battlefield. The attorney general is about as dumb as they come but that doesn't surprise me , as useless as the whole administration is.

Damn straight - they would have got hit with a .50 if it were me.

Punishing soldiers for getting rough with someone on the battlefield is like giving out speeding tickets at the Daytona 500.....

I can't wait till these trials start here in NY......all the bleeding heart lawyers with their pink ties and rose colored glasses - of course with the tear in the eye as they complain on how their 'clients' civil rights were violated.

OMG !!

And to Gecko, thank you! I threw out my early pics of Obama too soon. Geesh! They all would still apply.

Well, I saw that Bush felt kinda silly trying to pull open that locked door to leave a press room, and turned around with the same kind of look my MIL would have. While Obama looks up and over so often he trips over low rails and tried to open a scenic window of the White House to go back inside.

http://www.verumserum.com/media/2009/01/obama_door.jpg

Obama Tries to Open Window to Oval Office…

Rosebowl, thanks for posting the pic to my comment....can I suggest an easier way to post pics here....unless you choose to use links. Then, my bad. There is a "File Manager" under post options (down below when you reply). You could hit file manager, which lets you browse and download the pic you want. Then you would hit "add file" and then "done adding files" unless you want to get more. It allows up to five I think.

Thank you I appreciate it.
I'm not a very computer proficient guy.

You're quite welcome. I am not proficient in computer which is pretty retardo sometimes, but glad I could help alittle.

How sad he forgets that his actions and words should sync up.
Does he listen to himself from one day to the next.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2...oly_money.htmls

HOW TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
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1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it?????

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't?

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady. (?)

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

Changing the thread name back.

It makes things confusing when someone decides to change it, you know?

True - sorry about that